My day started early and well. I was awoken by the sound of my bird trap going off. I had caught an Andean Condor, it was my first big catch in a while and I was very excited. I moved on from my catch because there was nothing I could do with the Andean Condor in the morning. My day properly started once I was showered and eating breakfast in my reading tower. I was just about to bite into my butternut squash soup and all of a sudden my fork snapped, my metal fork out of nowhere just fell into two pieces. I had to get up and grab another fork to eat my soup with. I was planning to spend my day building a saddle for a whale so that man could ride through the seas on the back of a whale.
I had to grab all the supplies for my saddle and so I went into my garden. (I have lots of leaves in my garden good for crafting saddles). I gathered a good pile of unstalked sessile to make the saddle with and started getting to work. My saddle was done about two hours later but i still needed to colour it in so I grabbed my crayons. I decided to go with brown as I did not like the maroon colour of the leaves.
However all my hard work was for nothing because the saddle was not big enough for a whale but it was big enough for my catch of the morning (Andean Condor). I went to go back to my bird cage hyped up to ride my bird. My day was not going well though, when I returned to the cage the bird was dead. I went to sleep after that because I was upset.

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